Kids love telling jokes to anyone who will listen, so add these Pokémon jokes for kids to their repertoire! Everyone from young PokéKids to experienced PokéManiacs will enjoy a hearty belly laugh from these quips!
Below, you'll find the best Pokémon jokes for kids, chosen by a Pokémon-obsessed 9 year old and self proclaimed comedian. The answers to each joke are upside down, so no cheating!
1. What do you call a Pokémon who doesn't move very fast?
ǝʞodʍolS
2. What does one geodude say to the other geodude?
¡ʞɔoɹ s,ʇǝ˥
3. What did the judge say when the skunktank came into court?
¡ʇɹnoɔ ǝɥʇ uᴉ ɹopO
4. Which Pokémon is also a pirate? (There could be two correct answers.)
ʞoq-ɹɹɹɹɹɹ∀
-OR-
snǝɔ-ɹɹɹɹɹɹ∀
5. What's a wailord's favorite TV show?
ǝunʇɹoɟ ɟo ǝlɐɥM
6. What's a Pokemon fan's favorite place to go in France? sɐɹɐԀ 7. What did mewtwo say to the caterpie? ¡ǝɯ ƃuᴉƃƃnq doʇS 8. Which Pokémon does Dracula like best? ,uᴉɟɟoʞ 9. What college do Pokémon go to? ∩-ɹɐʇS 10. What do you call a low-fat Pokemon? ǝǝɹɟɹǝʇʇnq 11. Why was Hypno so energetic? ǝɹoɯʎuɐ ǝǝzʍoɹp ʇ,usɐʍ ǝH
12. Which Pokémon is a soccer player's favorite? ʞɔnp-˥∀Oפ 13. Which Pokémon traveled to Oz with Dorothy? ǝlᴉp-oʇo┴ 14. What TV show do water Pokémon love? snʎɹɐʇS ǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ƃuᴉɔuɐp
15. Why did the Miltank cross the road? ǝpᴉs ɹǝppn ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇǝƃ o┴
BONUS POKEMON JOKE:
Where do Gengars like to water ski? ǝᴉɹǝƎ ǝʞɐ˥
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