50+ Funny Names for Pokemon That Will Make Your Granny Blush

Updated: Oct 29, 2020

If you don't take yourself too seriously, picking a funny names for Pokemon is a riot! But, it can be tough to come up with something that fools the game's forbidden words and toes the line between giving someone a good chuckle and being downright raunchy!

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Below, you'll find funny Pokemon nickname ides for specific Pokemon. Some are just clever. Others are just WRONG! We're tossing political correctness out the window, so we hope you're not easily offended!

Pro Tip: scroll to the bottom for the really LOL-worthy ones...

  • Khanstipated - for kangaskhan

  • Viagra (because that wood ain't real!) - for sudowoodo

  • DaCircumsizr - for crabby & kingler

  • MILF - for nidoqueen

  • DILF - for nidoking

  • Patrick (like from Spongebob) - for staryu and starmie

  • Splash - for magikarp

  • Viagra (because that wood ain't real!) - for sudowoodo

  • Mojo-Jojo (like from Powerpuff Girls) - for monkey Pokemon like infernape, primape, slaking, grookey and rillaboom

  • Noodles - for tangela & tangrowth or even octillery

  • McNugget - for torchic, blaziken, Ho-Oh, archeops

  • FlygonJinn - homage to the great Quigon-Jinn from STAR WARS

  • Trike - for dodrio, magneton & hydreigon

  • TreeStooges - for exeggutor

  • Aspirin - for psyduck

  • Squidward (like from Spongebob) - for malmar, tentacruel and omastar

  • Fatso - self explanatory

  • Dufus or Derpy - for derpy looking Pokemon

  • Onixpected - for Onix

  • KFC - especially good for fire/flying types OR the blaziken line

  • Barbie - for jynx, gardevoir, tsareena & lilligant

  • BirdJesus - for pidgeot

  • PewPew - for any Pokemon that shoots something like blastoise and magmortar

  • Legs - for bug-type Pokemon like scolipede, ariados, drapion and centiskortch

  • ISIS or Terrorist - for Pokemon that know self-destruct

  • Barbecue - for pig Pokemon like tepig, emboar and grumpig

  • ProPain - like propane but bringin' the hurt!

  • Puff - for dragon-type Pokemon

  • Lunch or Dinner - for any Pokemon resembling chicken, pig, or cow

  • Weed - for any grass type Pokemon but best for leafy-looking ones

  • Bluntneck - for bayleef

  • Chiquita - for tropius

  • Fridge - for any ice type Pokemon

  • LLCruelJ - for tentacruel

  • Freeloader - I mean, they live off you, right?

  • Legend - for any LONG Pokemon like onix, gyarados and rayquaza

  • Fishsticks - for any fish Pokemon

  • Squirt - for any water Pokemon

  • ShuckNorris - for shuckle

  • Frostitute - for jynx

  • BlueWaffle - for cloyster

And here are some that are as hilarious as they are terrible!

Condom

Well... that's unfortunate!

ChowMein

And one order egg roll? Fifteen minute!

Pro-Choice

Let's not get political.

Oh sh*t he

Granny would wash that mouth out with soap!

D*ck

How arousing...

Kakunamatata

It means no worries, you'll be a beedrill soon enough!

Terrorist

A geodude kamikaze

This sh*t

If at first you don't succeed, try and try again!

Miley Cyrus

She came in like a wrecking ball

Testicools

The most precious jewels in the sea

Oh D*mn He

Hitler

The frost Reich

Haiti

Ouch. How insensitive.

Pedophile

A convincing performance

Stripper

She works hard for her money!

Emo

Ooooohh... sharp!

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